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So we were sitting around with all the food scientists playing a drinking game.  I'm not sure of the rules.  I would just draw a card and wait for people to say "you do this now."

Well into the night, and many beers deep I drew a card and we had to go around the circle naming fruits.  So here I am, in a room full of foodies playing a game to name fruits,.  

I. Am. Fucked.

So off we go, around the circle, naming fruits.  We get around three times and I'm running out of options.

"UGLI!" I shout.

Everyone looks at me. People started saying "That's not a fruit!"  "You loose" and "Take a drink." Well I wasn't having any of that.  

"You are telling me you FOOD scientists have never heard of ugli fruit?!" I was irate.  I was not going to loose this battle.  Ugli fruit is a fruit!  So as I tend to do, when I have a little liquid courage in me, and I'm being called a liar, I get loud, I get factual, and I proceeded to go on a rant about what a bunch of loser food scientists.  Never heard of ugli fruit, they should all be fired.  You get the idea.

Well anyways, after all that, I was so amped up, even the next day, I decided it would be best to send a case of ugli fruit to the lab on Monday just to hammer my point home.

Well it turns out it's not called ugli fruit.  It's called Ugli™ Fruit.  Yeah, it's actually a brand name of a tangelo.

Maybe THIS is what they will call "Pullin an Hunka" from now on.  Have fun with Stewie while I go shake my head in shame.